New Golf Terms

The following new terms are fast becoming part of the golf lexicon:

1. A “Paris Hilton,” an expensive hole
2. A “James Joyce,” an impossible read
3. A “Rock Hudson,” looked straight, but wasn’t
4. A “Cuban,” needed one more revolution
5. An “Elton John,” a big bender that lips the rim
6. A “Lou Gehrig,” a dead Yank
7. A “German,” a hookenfucker
8. An “Adolf Hitler,” two shots in the bunker
9. A “Saddam Hussein,” from one bunker straight into another bunker
10. A “Yasser Arafat,” ugly and in the sand
11. A “Kate Winslett,” a little fat but otherwise perfect
12. A “JFK, Jr.,” didn’t make it over the water
13. A “Rodney King,” over -clubbed
14. An ” O.J. Simpson,” got away with it
15. A “Princess Grace,” should have taken a driver
16. A “Princess Di,” shouldn’t have taken a driver
17. A “George W.,” steadily fading
18. A “Condom,” safe, but didn’t feel very good
19. A “Brazilian,” shaved the hole
20. A “Rush Limbaugh,” too far to the right
21. A “Nancy Pelosi,” too far to the left

Now it’s your turn.  Please add them as you experience them.

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